Lori and the Mask

Lori with the Mask from Dark Horse comics.

Lori: Why is there literally a giant pile of mud in the hallway?
Lana: Don't touch it, thats a premium load I scooped up from the riverbank.
Lori: Well you need to get rid of it, its disgusting. Wait, what is this? (pulls mask out of the mud) Like, what even is this thing?
Lana: Whoa, I didn't even see that! Give it, give it!
Lori: Ew, what are you going to do with a grody old mask?
Lana: I don't know. What can't you do with a grody old mask?
Lori: Whatever weirdo, just clean the hallway before Mom and Dad get back. (the mask shimmers) Wait a minute, what was that? (leans in for a closer look)
Auugh! Help, its like, stuck to my face! Get it off, get it off!
(everyone runs out into the hall)
And thus begins a night the Loud sisters would never forget.